http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/-t1.htm Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:41:10 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver/site_logo.gif http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/-t1.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/bank-kena-rompak-t515.htm bumi dragon lord Seorang pencuri sangat pakar merompak bank di mana kepakaran utamanya adalah memecahkan kod rahsia pintu almari besi. Ia selalu bekerja sendiri tanpa dibantu anak buah atau asistennya. Suatu ketika, ketika di tengah malam dia memasuki sebuah bank yang baru 1 minggu dibuka / dirasmikan. Sebuah almari penyimpanan dengan nombor rahsia yang paling canggih berhasil dibukanya. Namun ia sedikit hairan kerana di sana tidak terdapat wang sama sekali, melainkan cawan-cawan berisikan puding warna ... jokes heaven Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:21:22 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/bank-kena-rompak-t515.htm#12414 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/bank-kena-rompak-t515.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/kids-are-quick-aren-t-they-t541.htm >nocturnal< TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 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She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who ... jokes heaven Sun, 15 Feb 2009 08:21:33 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/boyfriend-pawn-girlfriend-t526.htm#12559 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/boyfriend-pawn-girlfriend-t526.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/diamonds-are-forever-t533.htm bumi dragon lord Diamonds are forever! A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center. "Excuse me sir," the gentleman says to the salesman. "How much is this ring?" "Ah, that's a beautiful piece," the salesman replies. "It goes for $10,000." "My God!" the man exclaimed. "That's a lot of money!" "Yes, ... jokes heaven Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:18:21 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/diamonds-are-forever-t533.htm#12583 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/diamonds-are-forever-t533.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/catatan-diari-seorang-wanita-t525.htm bumi dragon lord Catatan Diari Seorang Wanita Seorang wanita muda sedang menikmati perjalanannya dalam kapal persiaran. Dia sangat mengkagumi kemewahan kapal itu. Baru pertama kali dia melihat kapal seperti itu. Untuk mengenang perjalanannya dia menulis apa yang berlaku di dalam buku catatan. 12 April: Aku bangga kerana naik kapal semewah ini. Akan ku ceritakan pada semua temanku. Sayangnya aku belum mengenali kapten kapal ini. Mungkin dia sangat tampan dan gagah seperti kapal ini. Kalau betul ... jokes heaven Sun, 15 Feb 2009 08:16:30 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/catatan-diari-seorang-wanita-t525.htm#12558 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/catatan-diari-seorang-wanita-t525.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/adult-jokes-t514.htm bumi dragon lord his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.']]> jokes heaven Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:14:06 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/adult-jokes-t514.htm#12413 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/adult-jokes-t514.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/penjaga-gol-kebangsaan-t513.htm bumi dragon lord sebuah rumah sedang terbakar..... suasana cemas sekali. di jendela tingkat 2 kelihatan seorang ibu sedang mendokong anak kecilnya yang baru berusia 3 bulan sambil menjerit minta tolong.... api makin marak, bomba masih belum kelihatan.... orang ramai hanya sekadar menjadi penonton.... tiba-tiba seroang pemuda tampil dengan machonya lalu berteriak "Puan, campakkan anak puan itu ke bawah.... saya akan menyambutnya!!" Ibu itu sangsi dan serba salah sekali.... campak atau ... jokes heaven Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:10:20 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/penjaga-gol-kebangsaan-t513.htm#12412 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/penjaga-gol-kebangsaan-t513.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/upsr-pmr-spm-stpm-bla-bla-bla-t485.htm >nocturnal< The objective of STPM is to pass people? How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the exams ofthe Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently, when during your father's time only 10% would have passed? Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier? Let me put things in their proper perspective. During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like: "In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka ... jokes heaven Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:25:08 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/upsr-pmr-spm-stpm-bla-bla-bla-t485.htm#12035 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/upsr-pmr-spm-stpm-bla-bla-bla-t485.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/ah-beng-and-new-stuff-t484.htm >nocturnal< ***************************************** Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' ========================================== Ah Beng: I am a proud because my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying? Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. ========================================== Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football ... jokes heaven Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:58:18 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/ah-beng-and-new-stuff-t484.htm#12034 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/ah-beng-and-new-stuff-t484.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/ducks-in-heaven-t487.htm >nocturnal< [b]Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.[/b][b][/b] [b][/b][b][/b] [b]It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains ... jokes heaven Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:40:05 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/ducks-in-heaven-t487.htm#12037 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/ducks-in-heaven-t487.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/i-will-follow-you-t486.htm >nocturnal< This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month, at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya; she was hit by a lorry. I don't want to mention the name of the college. She had a boyfriend names Shankar. He lives in Johore. Both of them are true lovers. They are always on the phone with each other. You can never see her without her handphone. She spends ¨ú of the day talking with Shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's ... jokes heaven Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:31:01 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/i-will-follow-you-t486.htm#12036 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/i-will-follow-you-t486.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/muthu-t483.htm bumi dragon lord MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER* Interviewer: "What is your birth date?" Muthu : "13th October." Interviewer : "Which year?" Muthu : "Every year." ***** *MUTHU & HIS MANAGER* The Manager asked Muthu at an interview..... "Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?" Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X." ***** *MUTHU & LONDON TRIP* After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his ... jokes heaven Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:26:31 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/muthu-t483.htm#12030 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/muthu-t483.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/white-guy-and-black-guy-tattoo-t482.htm bumi dragon lord 1 day a white guy who loved his wife, thought about tattooing her name on his body. He decided to tattoo his wife's name on his penis, since it was for her only. So he tattooed her name, WENDY on his penis when it was hard-on. when his penis wasn't hard, the tattoo showed WDY. when the white guy later went to a public toilet, he noticed the same WDY on a black mans penis. Curious he asked the black guy, whether his wives name was Wendy as well. The black guy replied, No Mann ... jokes heaven Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:28:21 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/white-guy-and-black-guy-tattoo-t482.htm#12026 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/white-guy-and-black-guy-tattoo-t482.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/malaysian-cantonese-and-english-t479.htm >nocturnal< One day, one Mat Salleh from USA arrived in Subang Airport. After he checked out from the Custom, he felt that he wanted to go to the toilet, so he looked for a toilet. When he found the toilet, there was an old lady sitting in front of the toilet. When he was about to enter the toilet, the old lady stopped him and said forty cents in Cantonese (Say Kok), the Mat Salleh just wonder why in Malaysia, they have to "see the cock" (forty cents in Cantonese) before entering the ... jokes heaven Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:58:26 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/malaysian-cantonese-and-english-t479.htm#12023 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/malaysian-cantonese-and-english-t479.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/japanese-indonesian-and-malaysian-t481.htm >nocturnal< Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die. The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief. The Japanese said, "Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my country.. BANZAIIIEE!" But the boat was ... jokes heaven Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:11:41 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/japanese-indonesian-and-malaysian-t481.htm#12025 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/japanese-indonesian-and-malaysian-t481.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/umno-mca-and-mic-t480.htm >nocturnal< There are three major races in Malaysia. They are the Malay, Chinese and Indian. The Malay has the political power and so they set up the party UMNO which literally means "U Must Not Object". While the Chinese controlled the economy and they called their party MCA which means "Money Conquered All". Lastly, the Indian who has no say in politic or economics, set up their party called MIC. Hence, every parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask: "Must I ... jokes heaven Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:04:28 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/umno-mca-and-mic-t480.htm#12024 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/umno-mca-and-mic-t480.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/educating-people-about-malaysia-t478.htm >nocturnal< Is this your first trip to Malaysia? Are you a tourist, a businessman or a Mat Salleh expatriate waylaid from the safe haven of Bangsar? If you are, here's some lessons to help you along Lesson 1 You have just landed in Subang International Airport and the first thing you want to do is to call your Malaysian friend. If you're calling him at home or at the office, the first thing to say on the phone is "Eh, what you doing?". If you're calling him on the handphone (cellular phone) ... jokes heaven Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:48:19 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/educating-people-about-malaysia-t478.htm#12022 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/educating-people-about-malaysia-t478.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/malaysians-national-t477.htm >nocturnal< NATIONAL FLOWER: Bunga Raya (Hibiscus). NATIONAL CAR: Proton. 2nd NATIONAL CAR: Perodua Kancil. 3rd NATIONAL CAR: Perodua Tikus it's suppose to be half the size of the Kancil, but somehow Malaysian drivers will still be able to squeeze in 6 or 7 passengers. NATIONAL BEHAVIOR AT CAR SHOWROOMS: First walk towards the car you are interested in. Then walk around the car in circles, tapping and knocking every part of the chassis with your knuckles. Then say something ... jokes heaven Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:26:25 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/malaysians-national-t477.htm#12021 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/malaysians-national-t477.htm http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/making-malaysians-happy-t476.htm >nocturnal< Mahathir, Anwar and Daim are on a long flight in an executive jet. Daim pulls out a RM100 bill and says 'I'm going to throw this RM100 bill out and make someone down below happy.' Anwar, not wanting to be outdone, says, 'If that was my RM100 bill, I would split it into 2 RM50 bills and make two people down below happy.' Of course Mahathir doesn't want these two ministers to outdo him, so he pipes in, 'I would instead take 100 RM1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people just a little ... jokes heaven Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:20:48 GMT http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/making-malaysians-happy-t476.htm#12020 http://uni-kopitiam.forumotion.net/jokes-heaven-f35/making-malaysians-happy-t476.htm