Log in
Latest topics
Who is online?
In total there are 6 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 6 Guests :: 1 BotNone
Most users ever online was 41 on Wed Aug 16, 2023 1:53 am
Life's equations
2 posters
Page 1 of 1
Life's equations
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
psylancer- Moderator
-
Number of posts : 693
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-10-12
Re: Life's equations
haha..not bad..i wholly agree wit discussion technique
cooldmc88- Moderator
-
Number of posts : 244
Age : 35
Location : sumwhere in cempaka.....
Registration date : 2008-07-24
psylancer- Moderator
-
Number of posts : 693
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-10-12
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|
Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:12 pm by kyliew
» Any place to learn archery?
Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:10 pm by demuntimun
» 10 reasons of uni-kopitiam's silence
Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:11 pm by KaKa*HiMeMiYa
» may a couple be good friend after break up??
Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:58 am by KaKa*HiMeMiYa
» new couples formed in UKF
Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:54 am by KaKa*HiMeMiYa
» Have your girl friend do the list below? If yes, marry her
Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:05 pm by joycetantan
» fallin in love so fast??? wat do u think???
Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:54 pm by joycetantan
» Window Vista vs Window 7
Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:02 pm by joycetantan
» same age?boy is elder den girl?girl is elder than boy?which one u prefer?
Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:01 am by fat_bunny