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[jokes]--> honey i love you too.

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Post by bumi dragon lord on Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:51 pm

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair..

While
tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.

Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous.

If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong. I love you, too.'
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Post by BabyTsukasa on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:00 am

the amazing multipurpose Vaseline....yeap! XD
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Post by piggy on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:12 am

haha.. the joke so funny
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Post by UKTeams on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:14 am

what is vaseline

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Post by BabyTsukasa on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:28 am

well...i sometimes used it as moisturizer, lip gloss or just to dab on wound...

its a actually a brand name for petroleum jelly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaseline
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Post by >nocturnal< on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:57 am

vaseline is a chemical that keep your skin moist and smooth
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Post by UKTeams on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:03 am

thanks for the information. =)

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