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Post by bumi dragon lord on Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:21 pm

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHA T??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The
very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We
went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop
when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to
the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I
then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she
had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you
just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that b**** knows I'm smarter than her.
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Re: boyfriend pawn girlfriend

Post by Acme on Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:15 pm

lolx. Where you got this?
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Post by bumi dragon lord on Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:59 pm

from another forum...
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Post by alexander721 on Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:34 pm

i likes it.... smart
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