[jokers]--> american, britain and malaysian

A Malaysian,a British and an American are POWs in a detention camp for
years.Tired of waiting to die..they decided to make an escape during
the night.The American went first.Breaking out of his prison cell,he
ran towards the exit door only to be gun down by a prison guard.Before
he died..he shouted loudly..God Bless America and died.After that..the
brit tried his luck..he made it pass the prison guard..ran out of
prison compound only to be gun down by snipers stationed on guard
towers..before he died..his last words were God Bless Britain.As the
Malaysian was last..he learned from the american and the brits
mistakes..breaking out of his cell..he took down the prison guard.. ran
across the prison compound.. manage to dodge every single bullet from
the snipers and finally was nearing the prison fences.He climbed the
fence with the agility of a monkey..As he reached the top and was about
to jump down..freedom was at his sight..thinking what losers the brit
and Americans were he smiled to himself..but only to be hit at last by
snipers in the end..Before he died..he shouted with all his
might..MACIBAI!!! and died..being a typical Malaysian and all..

another one about mooncake buying:

This morning, Mr Chee bought mooncake and shared with the staff.
Suddenly the boss came in and asked, " Woww. Nice mooncake. Who buy
onee ? "

All the staff said.

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