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its hell to get old
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its hell to get old
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An
85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The
next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The
doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my left hand, but still nothing.'
'Then I asked my wife for
help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The
next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The
doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my left hand, but still nothing.'
'Then I asked my wife for
help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
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Re: its hell to get old
-.- like that also can, but it was really funny.. haha..
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