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Elderly Proposal


There were these two elderly people living
in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They
had known one another for a number of years.

Now, one evening
there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were
at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he
made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage
to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of 'careful
consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will."

The meal ended
and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective
places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she
say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not
recall. No even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the
telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't
remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening
past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her,
"When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say
'No'?"

He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes
I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I
am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked
me."