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funny love letter
by green Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:33 pm
"爸爸的英文情書"
真的很好笑
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！很有一套喔！
原文開始 !
Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I da bian love you.
You r eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early [muted] every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
Like Your people
～原文結束
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
全版如下
老媽翻譯 !
Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I da bian love you.
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 .
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early [muted] every day, so that I can have strong body to prot ect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於 「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人
…… 原來 做早操 的英文是 make early fuck……
Best Regards;
Terry Teh
真的很好笑
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！很有一套喔！
原文開始 !
Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I da bian love you.
You r eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early [muted] every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
Like Your people
～原文結束
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
全版如下
老媽翻譯 !
Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I da bian love you.
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 .
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early [muted] every day, so that I can have strong body to prot ect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於 「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人
…… 原來 做早操 的英文是 make early fuck……
Best Regards;
Terry Teh
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Re: funny love letter
by joycetantan Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:42 pm
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Re: funny love letter
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Re: funny love letter
by jin_wan Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:41 pm
If I'm ur mum, i confirm wouldnt marry to ur dad after c this letter. Hehe =p
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Re: funny love letter
by jin_wan Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:27 pm
green wrote:This is just a joke not a real story!!!
i noe, im jk also. :P
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Re: funny love letter
by moon_rider Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:45 pm
mai hai...er...i ever wrote this kinda of letter with d broken english to a gal when i was in primary sch lei...lolzzzz...she nvr reply me.i guess she don understand.i should have written in chinese version tat time...haha...thank for posting tat joke. it remind me about my childhood day with the gal tat sit next to me...pei shan..haha...
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Re: funny love letter
by green Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:10 pm
hahaha...
oh...you got this experience before...
do you still keep in touch with her?
oh...you got this experience before...
do you still keep in touch with her?
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Re: funny love letter
by moon_rider Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:45 pm
haha...no more lu...din even contact with her when i went to secondary sch. we were seperated to different sch.ahaha...by the way, my english is much better than the li big great....at least i know how to write married and know how to say i love u forever....lolzzzzzzz....
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Re: funny love letter
by c_O Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:19 pm
o? nw no more love letter... nwday... sms , e-mail, friendster , msn used to be one of the tool....sumore save cost and save time to struggle whether can tell her/him ...
haha...
although the love letter 's language very broken ... but the important is he can beat her heart mar...
haha...
although the love letter 's language very broken ... but the important is he can beat her heart mar...
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Re: funny love letter
by green Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:07 pm
hahaha...
ya lo, along with the technologies nowadays...
"electronic" methods are faster...
ya lo, along with the technologies nowadays...
"electronic" methods are faster...
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Re: funny love letter
by halo Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:06 am
moon_rider wrote:mai hai...er...i ever wrote this kinda of letter with d broken english to a gal when i was in primary sch lei...lolzzzz...she nvr reply me.i guess she don understand.i should have written in chinese version tat time...haha...thank for posting tat joke. it remind me about my childhood day with the gal tat sit next to me...pei shan..haha...
hihi.....i think nonit to write letter next time, u just directly tell her tht u like her ....gan dan...
haha.....if not got "ba bin" once after u marry her in the future.....
do u get wht i mean?
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Re: funny love letter
by green Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:31 am
aiya...maybe he feel shy to tell her directly or suddenly ma...
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